In which I help save the earth.

And here is my reason:

It's the only planet with CHOCOLATE and BANANAS.

That, and we have these:

.ThAt Is OnE bIg FeAtHeRy BuTt.

glub. glub

ahhhhhh, motherhood.

goin' for a swim...

someone get me down from here.... i don't know how i got up.

i am beautiful.

if they are trying to blend in.....the leopard will notice.

huh? what did u just call me???

 lets share some nuts.wow.

HUAAAA! NINJA ON 2 STICKS.

u eat da orange.no, u eat da orange.

nothing to see here, just searching for my dignity.um, sir...there is a lady camel behind you...wait, you see it too, right??? no? oh.

what did i do to deserve THIS????

whoa. what IS that?

privacy, please??

 OMGSHE DID NOT JUST DO THAT.

oh my, what big teeth you have.

i believe i can fly!

        so, save the world!!!!!

   YOUR CHOCOLATE AWAITS!

In which I learn too much. O:

Sorry, I haven't posted for 11 DAYS! I have been on vacation (and still am). Ow. I know what you're thinking. Oh, no! Another crazy story about getting hurt! What's up with her crazy antics lately??? Well, excuse me if I am a very dangerous girl. I'm just like that naturally. And although I'm a person you don't want to be stuck on a cliff with (I can make sure that some certain "accidentents" happen to certain people), I have one extreme fear: bugs. The small harmless flies to the dangerous black widow to wasps to worms to...to...
   Well, yes I'm afraid of bugs. And lately....I have learned things I never wanted to learn about them. Did you know there are actually BITING FLIES??????? Well, it turns out...the rumors are true. A giant fly the size of a quarter bit me THREE TIMES just now. Twice on my scalp, and the last time was on my finger...when I finally noticed it. With the scalp bites, I thought it was because of my goggles pulling at my hair...but no. It's never your goggles pulling at your hair. I saw it on my finger, thought it was a bee, and screamed. Then I realized it wasn't and started crying for no apparent reason...perhaps I have PTSD (Post Traumatic Stress Disorder), which I have already gotten from when I made the mistake of getting in a go-cart with my sister...
   But otherwise, my spazzy vacation is great (and yes, I used spazzy to describe my vacation)! Oh ya, it's the one where I am in Connecticut...I told you about it in an earlier post.
   Anyway, I am shaking in my invisible boots now because of my horrible experience with a horse fly (the unkind horsefly). I mean, what did I ever do to it???? So, ya, I am having a good old time with my rocketships, uncooked angel hair, and of course pinecones. Who ever knew there were pinecones in Connecticut?

                                                                    KYLA<3

In which I advertise for free.

Well, I guess it's not really technically advertising, just telling people who look at my blog about something.....yeah I guess it is advertising. Anyway, I am here with my friend (the one I saw on the fourth of July), who just said "Yo, yo!" (I never said she was normal like me. I'm normal, aren't I?) We both go on this awesome website that is perfect for all people, even non-horse-lovers. It's called HorseIsle (the link is: http://www.hi1.horseisle.com/). It's a virtual world where kids can trade virtual horses and play virtual games and make virtual friends. It's virtually amazing and fun. I go by the username "FunLover," and she is "BrimstoneRider." If you already play, then by gosh you should be friends with us by now, and if you are new, go to a city hall and compose a message to BrimstoneRider. She will give you a free horse, with tack and a companion. We will both help you and feel free to request us as buds. We'll help anyone newer than us. If you already play or have just made an account, please put your username in the comments box. We will (someday, somehow) find you and befriend you. Is money included? Heck no. At least not from me. Brim might throw in some cash.........but otherwise, no. I'm much poorer than her. On the game, 1 million dollars is nothing.
   So, yeah, please try the game! Luv ya'll!

                                                                       KYLA<3

In which I regret my madness.

So, it turns out my fourth of July wasn't all THAT bad. At least not as bad as my friends Daniela's but that's her story to tell if she wants to get a blog but she won't. And she said I have a lot of blogs. I have two. That's all. Okay, off topic again.
   I still didn't get to watch fireworks on the beach but I did go to the beach in the morning for a few hours and bruised my tailbone so now I have LIKE A HUNDRED INJURIES. Well, my bruised ribs healed quickly but my sunburn is still there a little...but it hurts to bend down and sit and change positions while I am sleeping because now everything attached to my tailbone hurts, like my back and hips......OWWWWWWW I am hurt, I am very hurt and I feel like an old lady with arthritis! Not that there is anything wrong with the elderly! Usually they bake really delicious stuff...........
   Anyways.......I watched fireworks at my church office. I saw one of my friends for the first time this summer.....I haven't seen any of my friends this summer except for her. But, yeah, there were bugs. And frogs. And my sister caught like three frogs...and one got loose in the car and I didn't realize it was on my shoe until it jumped up (not far enough) and simply hit the side of my shoe and I shined the light of my phone on him and screamed (I hate frogs and bugs).
   And if that wasn't bad enough, a huge beetle got into the car and it was on the roof of the car...and (quite pathetically, I must say) fell on my head like a small wet chunk of melon (although how it was wet I am not sure). Thats actually what I thought it was. I checked the windows to make sure they weren't open and somebody hadn't thrown melon at me (You know people these days, if they have bad experiences with you, they start the malicious throwing of fruits. The poor fruits.). But later I saw the beetles and started throwing fruit at it...Just kidding. I didn't just randomly have a gourmet fruit bowl at hand! That would be ridiculous (although I would like that very much)!
   Plus, wait what was I talking about again? Oh, yeah, my fourth of July. The rest was normal. The fireworks were short. I was tired.
   But enough about me. How was your Fourth? Leave your descriptions in the comments box please!

                                                         KYLA<3
  
  
  

In which I get very mad.

   But don't worry, I won't take my anger out on the pinecones and bunnies and squirrels!
   So, yeah, you're probably wondering WHY IN THE NAME OF THE SWEDISH SPIES am I mad? Well, it has always been my dream to watch fireworks over the water, like on the beach or from a boat. Well, since I am near a beach this fourth of July, I thought I could go there and watch fireworks. BUT, my mom (I seriously at first typed that as moom, and that would be a...weird person to be for a day) says to get there without getting stuck in traffic, we'd have to leave at about 11 o'clock a.m.! Then stay there the whole nine-and-a-half hours or so until the fireworks started. So now she says we are going to go to a park called Showell park to watch the fireworks. A boring park.   
   Just imagine my family and me (me with my glowsticks) craning our necks to see over the tall trees and after they are over, having trouble looking down because our necks are cramped up.
   Not a pretty picture, eh?
   But there is an island across the bay or something from Ocean City called Assataugue island. At that island, there is a little small beach that is not busy at all and barely anyone goes to, so I think we could go there instead if she says but probably not. *deeply sighs*
   Well, otherwise my life is fine. I don't mean to like make you guys pity me or anything, it was just good to get that out. Ahhhhhhhhhhh...cucumber and aloe vera body lotion soothes sunburns like nothing else...Too bad I can't put it on my eyelid. My left eyelid got sunburned and I think it's also swollen slightly...it's two different shades of skin cuz it got burned while my eye was open so the inner part is white and the other oarts are burned so it looks like I wear a lot of eyeshadow...Okay...now how did I get from talking about fireworks to discussing eyelids? I don't know, maybe I'm not sane? *sniffs a very small baby pinecone* Yeah, I still am.
   So...everyone have a great fourth of July tomorrow!

                                                                     KYLA<3

In which I get sunburned......a lot.

Ow. I hurt all over. Today I went to Ocean City beach for five hours! The water was wonderful, so I got in and swam. The waves were huge, so I let them carry me up and down and up and down....it was even more exhilerating when I went in with my boogie board!
   But then things started going bad. When I was getting out of the water, this HUGE wave picked me up and carried me to shore! My boogie board got caught in the sand and I got caught in the middle of everything, as my wrist was strapped to the boogie board. I got sand in......lots of places. Also, as if getting full of sand and saltwater (ew) wasn't bad enough, my mom noticed that My shoulders, arms, and back were badly sunburned. That's not the only reason I hurt. The boogie board incident left my ribs bruised a little.
   But otherwise, the beach was fun. Also, my mom, brother, sister, and I came with people from my church. One of the families had the cutest little baby named Levi! He's just so chubby I always wanna hold him! He smiles back at you with those four little teeth whenever you smile at him. He's a happy baby!
   And then, yeah, the rest of the day was full of scrubbing sand off myself, moaning from the sunburn and bruising, and the normal general obsession of mine of sniffing pine cones. In other words, it was a pretty crappy day for my body 'CAUSE IT HURTS but my mind is still full of sane-ness...I think. *sniffs a pinecone* Yeah, I think so.
   Peace out, ya'll. and God bless ya!

                                                                      KYLA<3

In which I read some pudding---

   Just kidding you can't read pudding! That's ridiculous! The only things you can read are tea leaves and books in English and 30 other languages and possibly schools of fish...
   But anyway, I am really excited because the Fourth of July is coming up and you know what that means.......F-I-R-E-W-O-R-K-S!!! Oh ya, uh-huh! I love fireworks, especially the ones that are multicolored and have shapes! Oh, yeah, and also, we became a country, independent from Britain (our enemies). Just kidding. I love British accents because Daniel Radcliffe has one.....
   Also, in about a week, I will be going to Connecticut! I will visit two girls who were born in the same year as me, so we are all the same age! Anna, one of them, will be celebrating her birthday while I am there, so we will celebrate by Anna, Rebecca, and me having a sleepover in Anna's driveway in a trailer YYYAAAAAAY! It's gonna be really fun.
   And kind of speaking of Daniel Radcliffe, while I am there...HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS PART TWO (yes the end) WILL BE COMING OUT IN THEATERS!!!!!!!!!! And guess what happens.......just kidding no spoiler alerts here!
   Please comment with your opinions and stuff. Peace out!

                                                                      KYLA<3