In which I sit on a tree stump.

This is very boring.

*leaves tree stump and sits on a squirrel accidentally*

Oops.
*gets off of squirrel and climbs up a tree and hangs down like a baby monkey*

Much better.
Anyway...It has come to my attention that I only have *counts on fingers* five followers. I need more desperately. I mean, this is a great blog that  makes you wanna, you know, do the impossible, like cut a hole in a steel block with a butter knife, or make world peace. *gets down from tree (falls, rather) and changes into my inspirational speech shirt*
It makes you wanna slap a tree, make legs for your pet rock, and drop an egg on an acorn. It makes you think of a happy things like rainbow squirrels and almond-flavored bananas and no homework for the rest of your life...
I promise that if I have more followers, I will post more often, pay more attention to my followers, give even more people homes, make the dogs smell so clean it's disgusting, and not only keep the bread from molding, but protect it from ants, too.

So, please get me more followers, and all these things will be yours!

                                       KYLA<3

In which I try to be serious for once o.e

As all you smart people know, today is September 11th, 2011, the 10th anniversary of a tragedy that shook our country.
   9-11, as they call it, as it was purposely planned to happen on a day which the date resembled the emergency number 9-1-1, was a day when four US planes were taken over by terrorists. One of these planes crashed in a field in Pennsylvania, another tried to aim at the Pentagon in Washington D.C., and two crashed into the Twin Towers/World Trade Center in New York City. Over 3,000 people in the World Trade Center died because of those planes.
   And today, plans were expected from more terrorists to rig car bombs in New York City and Washington D.C.
   Please pray for those who lost loved ones on those planes and in the Twin Towers, as well as those who live in these areas that are expected to be attacked, and that the terrorists won't even think of touching this country again.
   I have heard stories of horrible loss. Someone was switching in between classes in school and saw the planes live on TV. Another person was simply at home watching the news when they got the news. I was only a little baby when it happened. Plus, I lived in the Western part of the USA, so not much of it was heard by me. But now that I have moved to the East coast, I have learned that many tragedies that you think, "Oh, that could never happen to me," are often true. In the time I have been here(9 months), I have experienced several tornado warnings, flood and severe thunderstorm warnings, hurricane Irene, an earthquake, and now I'm close to terrorist attacks.
   But as long as God is with me, I know He will always comfort me and I will go with His will.
   Like I said, please pray and stay safe!

                                                      KYLA<3

P.S. Hey look I was serious. ;)

Okay, here's my whole entire post in German:

Ich versprach Sie diesen Beitrag vollständig in deutscher Sprache, so dass ich hoffe, dass Sie wissen, wie man einen Übersetzer, die Sie verwenden würden, wenn Sie dies lesen, benutzen. Entweder das, oder du weißt deutschen ... wenn Sie einer jener Menschen, die es wissen ... WAS machst du auf dieser Website?? Ich habe getan playingon meiner Lieblings-Computerspiel, HorseIsle. Ich sagte allen meinen Buddies OnThe Web-Adresse dieses Blogs, so erwarte ich ein paar neue Anhänger ... Oo lol, wie das Gesicht wandte ot XD Das unterhaltsame wurde schauen ... Oh, was ich sagen soll, was ich sagen soll ... Oh, ich weiß! Hallo. Ich hoffe, Sie mochte meine Idee, diesen Beitrag in Deutsch ... Wenn Sie noch andere Ideen für künftige Beiträge haben Sie möchte, dass ich zu tun, legen Sie es in einem Kommentar:) Danke fürs Lesen und auf Wiedersehen.

Hehe. Now go get a translator. There, I told you how to do it. You're lucky you got a hint out of me. But no more. To come:

* Blog post scavenger hunt and
* 3 other alternate language posts like this and
* Anything else you want me to :)

                                                              KYLA<3

Hey!

   Yes you, you sitting in front of that there computer! Yup, you got it. I'm talking to you. Listen up...

   I'm staying at my past pastors house for the hurricane, which is going on right as we speak. I'm okay, as I'm obviously speaking to you. His house is really fun...hehehe just felt like talking to someone. Okay, now go back to whatever useless things you computer nerds do, that's all I have to say. Bye.

                                                     KYLA<3

P.S. Si vous pouvez lire ceci, vous êtes joli reprise intelligent. Si vous ne pouvez pas, ALLEZ A UN TRADUCTEUR EN LIGNE LIBRE ! Ou apprendre du français.

It's the legit thing to do. X) And by the way, you're not a computer nerd. You know what you should be? A follower of this website. Yupyupyup. And in the future, I'm going to do a whole post in German, so study up if you want to understand. Either that or read the French text above for ideas :)

Hey look at the bunneh XD

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ain't it cute?

and here's...

Corn the unicorn:

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and here to join the partay....

ice cube the penguin rapper  

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and last but certainly not least...

cheerios the parrot with a mohawk   \\\\\

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Animal partay!!! Hope u enjoyed my creative emoticons!

                     

In which I get sunburned......a lot....SECOND INSTALLMENT

Yeah, so yesterday I went to the beach in the water, and forgot to re-apply. So what? I have bigger, badder news, and it starts with I.

Irene. Yes, the hurricane is sweeping over Maryland possibly. I may have to evacuate, and there may be no such thing as a first day of school for me this year. I know what you're thinking: No school! Awesome! Why on earth would she hate that?

   Well I'm not crazy. Everything could be taken away from me in the blink of an eye. My house could be destroyed, as well as my posessions. Also, the barn I do horse riding lessons at...the owner doesn't know how she will transfer all the horses if we have to evacuate. :( I love all those horses. They are my LIFE.

   Just be praying for me and the east coast as we go through this horrible time. Please, we can use all the help we can get.

   On a lighter (much lighter, like stepping out of a movie theater in the summer lighter) note, SCHOOL IS FINALLY BEGINNING. Summer was starting to get boring...I met my teacher today, but saw no friends. None of the people in my class are my friends. Barely any of them seem as smart as me! They are all known for getting C's and D's.....my worst nightmares. I am a straight-A student, thank you very much.

   My brother doesn't do well under pressure, and cries if someone yells as him. And guess what? His teacher won't do high-fives or hugs! Only handshakes, and she said you have to look her straight in the eye. Plus, she speaks like a military officer......I hope she goes easy on my brother, otherwise I swear I'll sit on her head. Just kidding. But I will have a stern talk with her XD

   Stock up on squirrel nuggets. They are very good, except the poor little squirrels....

                                                KYLA<3

***No squirrels were injured during the making of this blog post. They were simply made into nuggets.***

Ok, so for starters, I am doing this from my dads fancy smanchy phone. And all the news is good!

BREAKING NEWS
1.) I will probably change the name of this blog...it has bored me to the point of having staring contests with the mirror-me again. I will also make the design more SPAZZY because I am not getting a lot of followers :(
2.) I MAY make a new blog. It will be about my Christian life and church and all that spazzy stuff. I need ideas for a name though so please comment with ideas! Thanks for your support!

KYLA<3

In which I help save the earth.

And here is my reason:

It's the only planet with CHOCOLATE and BANANAS.

That, and we have these:

.ThAt Is OnE bIg FeAtHeRy BuTt.

glub. glub

ahhhhhh, motherhood.

goin' for a swim...

someone get me down from here.... i don't know how i got up.

i am beautiful.

if they are trying to blend in.....the leopard will notice.

huh? what did u just call me???

 lets share some nuts.wow.

HUAAAA! NINJA ON 2 STICKS.

u eat da orange.no, u eat da orange.

nothing to see here, just searching for my dignity.um, sir...there is a lady camel behind you...wait, you see it too, right??? no? oh.

what did i do to deserve THIS????

whoa. what IS that?

privacy, please??

 OMGSHE DID NOT JUST DO THAT.

oh my, what big teeth you have.

i believe i can fly!

        so, save the world!!!!!

   YOUR CHOCOLATE AWAITS!

In which I learn too much. O:

Sorry, I haven't posted for 11 DAYS! I have been on vacation (and still am). Ow. I know what you're thinking. Oh, no! Another crazy story about getting hurt! What's up with her crazy antics lately??? Well, excuse me if I am a very dangerous girl. I'm just like that naturally. And although I'm a person you don't want to be stuck on a cliff with (I can make sure that some certain "accidentents" happen to certain people), I have one extreme fear: bugs. The small harmless flies to the dangerous black widow to wasps to worms to...to...
   Well, yes I'm afraid of bugs. And lately....I have learned things I never wanted to learn about them. Did you know there are actually BITING FLIES??????? Well, it turns out...the rumors are true. A giant fly the size of a quarter bit me THREE TIMES just now. Twice on my scalp, and the last time was on my finger...when I finally noticed it. With the scalp bites, I thought it was because of my goggles pulling at my hair...but no. It's never your goggles pulling at your hair. I saw it on my finger, thought it was a bee, and screamed. Then I realized it wasn't and started crying for no apparent reason...perhaps I have PTSD (Post Traumatic Stress Disorder), which I have already gotten from when I made the mistake of getting in a go-cart with my sister...
   But otherwise, my spazzy vacation is great (and yes, I used spazzy to describe my vacation)! Oh ya, it's the one where I am in Connecticut...I told you about it in an earlier post.
   Anyway, I am shaking in my invisible boots now because of my horrible experience with a horse fly (the unkind horsefly). I mean, what did I ever do to it???? So, ya, I am having a good old time with my rocketships, uncooked angel hair, and of course pinecones. Who ever knew there were pinecones in Connecticut?

                                                                    KYLA<3

In which I advertise for free.

Well, I guess it's not really technically advertising, just telling people who look at my blog about something.....yeah I guess it is advertising. Anyway, I am here with my friend (the one I saw on the fourth of July), who just said "Yo, yo!" (I never said she was normal like me. I'm normal, aren't I?) We both go on this awesome website that is perfect for all people, even non-horse-lovers. It's called HorseIsle (the link is: http://www.hi1.horseisle.com/). It's a virtual world where kids can trade virtual horses and play virtual games and make virtual friends. It's virtually amazing and fun. I go by the username "FunLover," and she is "BrimstoneRider." If you already play, then by gosh you should be friends with us by now, and if you are new, go to a city hall and compose a message to BrimstoneRider. She will give you a free horse, with tack and a companion. We will both help you and feel free to request us as buds. We'll help anyone newer than us. If you already play or have just made an account, please put your username in the comments box. We will (someday, somehow) find you and befriend you. Is money included? Heck no. At least not from me. Brim might throw in some cash.........but otherwise, no. I'm much poorer than her. On the game, 1 million dollars is nothing.
   So, yeah, please try the game! Luv ya'll!

                                                                       KYLA<3

In which I regret my madness.

So, it turns out my fourth of July wasn't all THAT bad. At least not as bad as my friends Daniela's but that's her story to tell if she wants to get a blog but she won't. And she said I have a lot of blogs. I have two. That's all. Okay, off topic again.
   I still didn't get to watch fireworks on the beach but I did go to the beach in the morning for a few hours and bruised my tailbone so now I have LIKE A HUNDRED INJURIES. Well, my bruised ribs healed quickly but my sunburn is still there a little...but it hurts to bend down and sit and change positions while I am sleeping because now everything attached to my tailbone hurts, like my back and hips......OWWWWWWW I am hurt, I am very hurt and I feel like an old lady with arthritis! Not that there is anything wrong with the elderly! Usually they bake really delicious stuff...........
   Anyways.......I watched fireworks at my church office. I saw one of my friends for the first time this summer.....I haven't seen any of my friends this summer except for her. But, yeah, there were bugs. And frogs. And my sister caught like three frogs...and one got loose in the car and I didn't realize it was on my shoe until it jumped up (not far enough) and simply hit the side of my shoe and I shined the light of my phone on him and screamed (I hate frogs and bugs).
   And if that wasn't bad enough, a huge beetle got into the car and it was on the roof of the car...and (quite pathetically, I must say) fell on my head like a small wet chunk of melon (although how it was wet I am not sure). Thats actually what I thought it was. I checked the windows to make sure they weren't open and somebody hadn't thrown melon at me (You know people these days, if they have bad experiences with you, they start the malicious throwing of fruits. The poor fruits.). But later I saw the beetles and started throwing fruit at it...Just kidding. I didn't just randomly have a gourmet fruit bowl at hand! That would be ridiculous (although I would like that very much)!
   Plus, wait what was I talking about again? Oh, yeah, my fourth of July. The rest was normal. The fireworks were short. I was tired.
   But enough about me. How was your Fourth? Leave your descriptions in the comments box please!

                                                         KYLA<3